In the last episode, Tidus got his face melted as he was sucked into a giant anus in the sky.
Well, it seems that he’s kept his pretty boy face at least.
HE TURNED INTO A BIRD
‘Auron’ gives Tidus the finger as he flies off.
Okay, that aside, it’s time to get moving (towards the ominous structure). But there’s some loots on the way.
Some loots on the way…
Tidus just checking out the ruins…
….okay maybe not.
Pissed off, Tidus puts the beatdown on some locals.
Until ‘The Boss’ rolls around.
There’s only one way to settle this of course…
WITH A MEXICAN STANDOFF
Tidus gets the jump on him
But he’s no match for the EXPLODING GOD FINGER
Since the boss always hits for 1/2 Tidus’ life, there’s no real point in healing. After a while, he decides to make a run for it. Possibly getting probed in the process.
The poor guy manages to barely escape, but ends up in The Freeeeezer
After looting the place and finding the flint and withered bouquet, he starts a fire.
*pulls pants down*
Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
Shameful at his lack of wood, Tidus decides he has no choice but to kill the poor guy.
Pyrotechnics! Who could it be?
KAAAANE
Nope, some wannabes instead.
Is this one of those lumberjack matches? Cause I’m pretty sure they’re not meant to have guns.
I guess this is the leader of the stable.
AND SHE WANTS A MATCH
GODO GOD ALMIGHTY SHES GOT A GRENADE
ONE ON ONE WITH DAT ASS
Before they can get started, the posse grabs Tidus from behind. I’m pretty sure this is the part where they rip off his clothes and spraypaint nWo on him…
No wait, she’s going for her finisher…
THE CUNNO
*SPLURGE*
Next episode…What does Tidus’ captors have in store for him?