Let’s Play Final Fantasy X International! Episode 1

Kumbaya, kumbaya

 

I didn’t do it, I swear!

 

Final Fantasy X

 

Here are some balls, because clearly anyone who dresses like that needs some more.

 


Despite this, our man Tidus is a real hit with the ladies.

 

Tidus always gets mega salty on the way to the stadium because his dad IS ON A FUCKING MEGA SIGNBOARD and he isn’t.

 


Time for some ball!

 

And guess who’s got the best seat in the house?

 

And I drink to you, incoming Tsunami that will destroy everything

 





OH SHIIIIIII

 

Sugar daddy’s  been waitin’ for ya

 

We parked over there man!

 


Uh why?

 


In a ‘tentacle rape’ kinda sense maybe.

 

The guys get Zerged by sinspawn and Tidus does his girly waving thing.

Might help a little.

 

THUNDERCATS

 

Two hands man. Two hands.

 



Hahahaha…fuck you.

 

Finally we get into battle.

 

And Auron shows how it’s done.

 

Smart man, this Auron is.

 

A bit down the road and we get blocked by a sinspawn army.

 

The big sinspawn always does Demi. This spell hits for 75% of each characters life, meaning it’s only ever an annoyance and not a threat.

 



He’s had enough.

 

BOOOM

 

Feeling inadequate, Tidus feels the need to show off too.

 

Nice try man.

 

After a bit more whacking, the  guy goes down.

 

We hit the first save point of the game, which graciously recovers HP/MP.

 

YOU OF COURSE

 

Further down the road and they get surrounded by more mobs.

 

ORLY

 

Thankfully Auron spots the equivalent of a FFX red barrel.

 

This is pretty much a giant sign saying KILL ME. Tidus takes care of these guys whevener they flash…

 

While Auron attacks the ‘barrel’ with gay abandon.

 


Finally…

 

BOOM

 

And the poor Jecht signboard bites the dust.

 

SON. I AM DISSAPPOINT

 

Livin on a prayer dude

 

It’s like Goatse…but bigger…

 





WHOAAAAAAA

Next episode…Where will Tidus end up? Will he still have a face left?

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