Kumbaya, kumbaya
I didn’t do it, I swear!
Final Fantasy X
Here are some balls, because clearly anyone who dresses like that needs some more.
Despite this, our man Tidus is a real hit with the ladies.
Tidus always gets mega salty on the way to the stadium because his dad IS ON A FUCKING MEGA SIGNBOARD and he isn’t.
Time for some ball!
And guess who’s got the best seat in the house?
And I drink to you, incoming Tsunami that will destroy everything
OH SHIIIIIII
Sugar daddy’s been waitin’ for ya
We parked over there man!
Uh why?
In a ‘tentacle rape’ kinda sense maybe.
The guys get Zerged by sinspawn and Tidus does his girly waving thing.
Might help a little.
THUNDERCATS
Two hands man. Two hands.
Hahahaha…fuck you.
Finally we get into battle.
And Auron shows how it’s done.
Smart man, this Auron is.
A bit down the road and we get blocked by a sinspawn army.
The big sinspawn always does Demi. This spell hits for 75% of each characters life, meaning it’s only ever an annoyance and not a threat.
He’s had enough.
BOOOM
Feeling inadequate, Tidus feels the need to show off too.
Nice try man.
After a bit more whacking, the guy goes down.
We hit the first save point of the game, which graciously recovers HP/MP.
YOU OF COURSE
Further down the road and they get surrounded by more mobs.
ORLY
Thankfully Auron spots the equivalent of a FFX red barrel.
This is pretty much a giant sign saying KILL ME. Tidus takes care of these guys whevener they flash…
While Auron attacks the ‘barrel’ with gay abandon.
Finally…
BOOM
And the poor Jecht signboard bites the dust.
SON. I AM DISSAPPOINT
Livin on a prayer dude
It’s like Goatse…but bigger…
WHOAAAAAAA
Next episode…Where will Tidus end up? Will he still have a face left?